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Tattoos and Other Easy ways to Ruin Your Body
Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We think you’re a pawn without a sense of solida…can’t believe this is a real genuine thing someone has written, I cry for humanity
I can’t even find words to explain this.
Remember girls, if you get tattoos you’re immediately easy and men will never respect you.
This is an incredibly dangerous article and it’s also absolutely ridiculous. Not to mention infuriating.
What on earth did I just read? How will i ever find a man now?! Whoever wrote this clearly has no idea about tattoos, nor the tattoo industry (not many female artists? I beg to differ) and CLEARLY is just bitter about one tattooed chick he dated who broke his heart and probably his ego.
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
might i just say
they spelled “kneel” wrong
(Source: delillie)
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
(via hitherejoe)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).
So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.
Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.
