an ode to love:
roses are red
violets are blue
it’s really cold outside
we should bone to stay warm
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
why was the ice cream disappointed
it was disappointed because there was no punchline welcome to the real world asshole
The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.